Thank you to Manchester United Football Club for giving me the biggest laugh of the season – losing 3-0 to AC Milan.
Thank you to Alex Ferguson for playing an injured Nemanja Vidic, an incompetent Darren Fletcher and a useless John O’Shea against the world super powers of Kaka and Gattuso.
Thank you to Cristiano Ronaldo for trying your party tricks on the grass of the San Siro and failing to play any decent football. Your antics did not impress the Milan defence, who dealt with you easily.
Thank you to Rio Ferdinand and Alan Smith. Thank you for leaving Leeds and giving the Whites a lot of transfer money. Injured or just crap, you couldn’t make the starting XI of a poor, losing side.
Thank you to the Manchester United fans. Your arrogance has annoyed everyone over the years, but last night it was all worthwhile to see you truly humiliated by a far better side.
Leeds may be in League One, but you played like them last night.
Can you hear ManU sing? I can’t hear a fucking thing!
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raphael
May 3, 2007 - 7:02 pmCan you make a song about united loosing like you did i got a song when they got knocked out to benifica lol OMG im listening to it now and sending the s##mfaces it lol
Sean
May 4, 2007 - 6:49 pmI didn't get any audio from Wednesday's game. If anyone has audio clips of the goals, send them to me and I'll make a mix…
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