Posted by sean on November 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm in England, Football, Hamster with 2 Comments

Just because England are not in the European Championship next summer, it doesn’t mean I can’t support a team competing. Therefore, I have made a draw on which team I will support. Here’s how it happened…

Firstly, write the names of every competing team on pieces of paper

Screw these pieces of paper into tiny balls

Ask my hamster, Dennis Wise, to make the draw

To encourage him to collect a bit of paper, I put a little bit of margarine and sugar on each piece

He finally picks a team

To stop him eating the sugary-fat coated paper, and getting a horrible combination of diabetes, high-cholesterol and ink poisoning, I quickly took the scrawn-up team off him

Great choice, Dennis… I think not

2 Responses to European Draw

  1. goatman-g

    November 22, 2007 - 10:49 pm

    Lol, great choice. Just like if England had qualified – no chance of winning it!

  2. Sean

    November 23, 2007 - 12:03 am

    Apparently Brian Barwick is using the same method to chose the next England manager.

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