Is this justice for me laughing at Spain, France and Germany?
After their latest display, France are going to change the national flag to a white cross on top of a white background!
One of my pet fish died today – going the way of Dennis Wise (my ex-hamster) and Princess Diana. It was a sad day, especially as it was almost four years to the day that I bought the poor creature.
I am not sure why it suddenly stopped swimming and became a floater, but am pinning the blame on the white fish food block I left in the tank while I was on holiday last week.
The block of food promised “a hidden compartment containing a secret formula”. It appears this secret formula was almost certanly poison. Poison that killed my fish!
Luckily the other six fish appear healthy – obviously avoiding the same fate as their late friend.
I held a private burial which was later attended by the bin men. Nemo has now gone to a better place.
The one thing I dislike more in football than glory hunting Manchester United and Chelsea fans is English football supporters who, during an international tournament involving their own native country, wear a shirt of an opposition nation such as Spain or Brazil.
I understand John Terry and Ashley Cole are not the most likable characters. Therefore, I can kind of see why people from England may not want to support their home nation. In that case, don’t be a glory supporting moron and wear the shirt of the tournament favourite – buy a North Korea kit if you must be so unpatriotic!
You just know, should England get within sniffing distance of the semi finals, the Brazil shirts would be confined to the cupboard for four years, with their wearers going straight to JJB to buy the latest full England kit – boots, shorts and all, hanging the flag of St. George from every corner of their houses.
Wrong Churchill!
What is the point of this rant? Well, everyone’s favourite ‘tournament favourite’, Spain lost today to SWITZERLAND. Hahahahaha… so funny! My sources at Asda tell me they’re totally sold out of cheese and Switzerland football shirts.
Get real. Get English. Buy yourself an England shirt, a pie and a pint and wait for the inevitable exit in a penalty shootout. It may not win you trophies, but it’s honest.
Goodnight!
Sooooo… the Yanks shoot down our helicopters in Afghanistan, so we dump oil into their sea, we then gift them a goal in the World Cup… are we even now?
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