I haven’t listened to Radio 1 for a few months. Does Scott Mills still shout “It’s only bloody Friday” at the end of every week? After a long week, I couldn’t agree more – the weekend is so appreciated. So, what have I done so far with my free time tonight? Well… I ate sausage and chips while watching Come Dine With Me. I know how to live.
Tomorrow I will no doubt moan that I am bored because the football season hasn’t started. Then back to work on Monday.
I’ve been watching a lot of Family Guy recently. On Saturday night, I watched the episode where Peter gets hold of a copy of the Surfin’ Bird record and precedes to torment his family by playing the song all day and night. It’s very funny.
Out of the humour, I had a great idea. A few weeks ago I had problems with noisy neighbours playing infernal music until the early hours of the morning. My plan, in a genius act of revenge, is to leave the flat for the weekend and play the Surfin’ Bird record, on full volume for two days and nights. Perfect.
Last night I did a bad thing. I cheated. I feel just like Ryan Giggs. Maybe I’ll keep my confession a secret, stop writing this blog, take out a super injunction and get myself a hair transplant. Sod it, I’ll come out with the truth…
Yesterday, I committed adultery. Takeaway adultery. For years I have been going to Pizzarella as my local pizza shop. However last night, I was persuaded by Simon to go to another fast food outlet – Sloppy Joes. I ordered pizza. To make things worse, I enjoyed the pizza. It was really nice. If the crazy, but loveable chef at Pizzeralla is reading this, I am sorry!
I see that The FA have been crying about the corruption at FIFA. They’re probably right, FIFA are hardly the cleanest of organisations. However neither are The FA. Stinks of sour grapes to me for not winning the World Cup bid. Both dishonest organisations, responsible for killing football. I wish I could boycott them both.
About Me
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You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
