In a bid to win a million pounds, I entered the Walker’s competition to suggest a new flavour of crisp. Using all my brainpower to think of something original, imaginative and that would probably taste nice, I came up with three new flavours… PHEASANT, APPLE PIZZA and finally, CHICKEN BALTI PIE.
After recently watching a recent episode of Karl Pikington’s The Moaning of Life, where he looks at strange birthing habits from around the world, I did consider submitting ‘Human Placenta’ as a new flavour, as apparently this is eaten in many countries. I refrained from doing this, as my entry would probably be sent to the police.
I did more post-pass driving today. Seeing as I now have a full licence, I was let loose on the motorway for the first time ever. It wasn’t as scary as I originally expected, but the Highways Agency have much to thank for that; being kind enough to close the stretch of M4 between Chippenham and Lansdown, to allow me to have a private run all to myself. I did nearly hit a cow, but managed to drive back out of the famer’s field and onto the road again.
Big wedding news. Today my lovely fiancée, Claire and I took a trip to the countryside outside of Bath to view a wedding reception venue. We were shown around Limpley Stoke Hotel. A stunning venue, which we both fell in love with; so much so, we emailed the wedding co-ordinator within an hour of getting home, to confirm our wish to hold our wedding breakfast, reception and evening there.
Now that the church and reception have both been booked, the difficult part begins – planning everything else for the wedding and finding the money! Maybe we should go on Don’t Tell The Bride.
So after losing a few game, Manchester United fans start calling the police.
If I had rung the authorities every time Leeds messed up, I would have 999 on speed dial.
“Winless” they said. “Trophy-less” they called them.
Despite Manchester United’s season, I am convinced they will win something within the next year. Totally convinced.
David Moyes had better dust of his trophy shelf in preparation for winning the National Television Award 2015 for Best Comedy.
His club’s 2013/14 Season Review DVD looks set to stand alongside the likes of Fawlty Towers, One Foot in the Grave and Father Ted as one of the Nation’s most treasured comedies.
About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
If you are after a website which gives advice on how to hack an iPhone X, download the latest Steven Seagal movie, or view nudy ladies, you've come to the wrong place and may now press 'Back'.
However, if you would like a lifestyle blog, written by a 30-something chap, living in Bath (England), feast your eyes on this.
You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
