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Posted by sean on February 3, 2019 at 8:15 pm in Me Vs. The World with No Comments


I have reviewed last night’s Deliveroo order – from Pizza Express – in Emojis…

I’ll briefly explain the symbols…

  • Our pizza took over two hours to arrive.
  • The food was delivered cold. Not even luke warm. It was Al Fresco.
  • The service was poop. No communication or replies to messages, enquiring of the whereabouts of our food.
  • The delivery driver arrived cold. Not luke warm. Wouldn’t call him Al Fresco – his name probably wasn’t even Alan. He looked unwell. We worried for his welfare.
  • Our mood – rather peed off!

Deliveroo did eventually find the time and courtesy to reply to me – the next day. We were given £20 credit towards a future order of cold food.

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