Two days on and still no sign of Hermes, with my order. The delivery was supposed to have been made on Friday – that’s four days ago.
If my Hermes package was a child and we lived in the US, it would be branded a missing person and currently be appearing on millions of milk cartons across 50 states.
I have been harassing Hermes – pretty much like in the video below. Except replace ‘spy camera’ with ‘crap merchandise from Leeds United’.
Plus, I am a 37-year-old grown man. The video contains a 10-year-old cartoon child, voiced by a woman.
I also tweeted my complaint. I am sure Bart Simpson would have used social media, to enquire about his spy camera – in between trolling Cheryl Cole and Moe Szyslak – but that episode was created in 1990, and I don’t think it was possible to connect to the internet on a BBC micro computer.
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