Good news, everyone! Postman Pat has returned from his holiday.
I trust that he enjoyed himself, although I am slightly disappointed that he didn’t bring me back a straw donkey.
It looks like Postman Pat must have returned to work on the same day he landed at Bristol Airport – courtesy of Jimbo (naturally).
Sadly for me, Pat must have still had his holiday head on – the sangria clearly still in his bloodstream. He did well, but not that well…
I received two of my three missing deliveries – the Cinema Paradiso DVD rental and the football fanzine. I am still missing my Leeds programme from last Saturday!
It is my suspicion that Pat “borrowed” the programme to read on the flight home, but left it on one of Jimbo’s seats.
Either that, or Leeds just didn’t bother to stick it in the post. It wouldn’t be the first time the club would screw one of their own supporters over – but I will leave that gripe is for another time.
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