Posted by sean on April 15, 2020 at 11:07 am in Animals with No Comments


Why is it that certain individuals think that social distancing laws don’t apply to them?

Some thoughtless cows were holding a group gathering, within meters of our back garden.

Don’t worry, they’ve since mooved on.

Haven’t they herd the warnings? Clearly they went in one ear and out the udder. I wasn’t amoosed.

If this continues, I will call the police – perhaps they could hold a steak out.

Not liking these cow puns? Clearly you’re laughtose intolerant.

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