Posted by sean on August 11, 2020 at 9:54 am in Weather with No Comments


The weather has been horrendously hot of late.

Despite having enough fans in our bedroom to make it feel like we are in a wind tunnel, we both struggle to sleep due to the extreme heat.

I have therefore hit a new low. I have began fantasising over old headlines from the Daily Express newspaper.

I’m not after the stories of how immigrants are to blame for all our problems – from Freddo Frog chocolate bars going up by five pence, to the sky being too blue.

I want to read their infamous weather warnings. Tales to terrify the elderly into never leaving their homes between the months of September and June, for fear of polar bears.

Promises of temperatures colder than Mars. Advice to leave our freezer doors open to keep warm.

We all know it’s rubbish, but right now these headlines look divine. If only they were true…

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