Posted by sean on September 2, 2020 at 11:23 pm in Tesco Cock Ups with No Comments


Courtesy of Tesco.

  • A yoghurt pot which did its best to blow itself up.
  • A box of fake fish fillets, which had made the decision to bravely attempt to escape, thus damaging the packaging.
  • One packet of freshly baked Danish pastries. Whoever did the baking clearly forgot to seal the box containing the tasty Scandinavian treats!

All three of these scenarios are plasable, as is the more likely scenario involving a half asleep, half hungover grocery picker, forced into working at 3am. Accidentally dropping and then standing on one, two, or even all of the items, before gingerly bending down to pick up the crushed food and dumping it into the trolley – all while trying not to be sick.

I am far too tired and ill to mention the Bold Washing Tablet fiasco…

Oh, and when I say “ill”, there’s no danger of an imminent return to hospital. Just lots of symptoms to make me feel crap.

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