Posted by sean on February 2, 2011 at 11:05 pm in Football, Non League with No Comments


So the inevitable, but worst possible FA Cup draw was made on Sunday. The most hated league team against the most hated non-league team – Manchester United against Crawley Town. Thanks to whoever pulled those balls out the bag. Twat.

Working for The FA is obviously stressful. Note the nibbled finger nails.

If ever there was a game where both teams could lose, I wish it could be this one. Unfortunately, I don’t think this will happen. Therefore, here are a few scenarios which might make the game involving Evil against Eviler just about bearable….

Armageddon-style, a meteorite heads towards the dugouts at Old Trafford, with no Bruce Willis to save club manager’s Alex Ferguson or Steve Evans.

OK, maybe that was a little harsh... maybe

There is a mass brawl between both sides, with the referee sending ten players off. Following the game, lifetime bans are issued and points deducted for both sides, causing relegation.

Police raid Old Trafford and find bags of magic mushrooms, or some other hippy crap, in the players’ bags, leading to lifetime bans and points deducted, causing relegation.


The FA boot both teams out of football for the simple fact that nobody likes them. Unlikely, but I can dream.

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