Posted by sean on March 26, 2005 at 5:04 pm in England with No Comments


Immediately into the second half England got things going, scoring in 61 seconds. The game ended 4-0, a comfortable win, Northern Ireland getting caned.

It could easily have been more for England, Frank Lampard missed a sitter, slamming it onto the post and over the goal. Sparkster.net caught Lampard the Cockney for an exclusive interview to discuss his performance.

Our Interviewer: โ€œSo Frank, England had a good game, you had a good game. You did however miss a sitter, what do you have to say about that?โ€

Lampard: “You can call me Frankie me old mucka! It’s like this, I got da ball from Tezza and shot. It all went Pete Tong and flew up the apples and pears of Old Twaffod. ‘old on a minute mate, my dog and bone is ringing innit!”

Our Interview: โ€œThank you Frank, send our love to Pat Butcher,โ€

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