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Posted by sean on October 9, 2019 at 8:16 am in The Roman Chalis with No Comments


Cast your mind back a few weeks…

Bath City had lost to Slough Town. As a result, I devised an (imaginary) award, called The Roman Chalis.

Not sure what the heck I am on about? Read this.

Caught up now? Good.

Last night, Slough lost to Chippenham Town in the FA Cup. Therefore, not only losing their place in the Cup, but surrendering the highly sought-after trophy.

Congratulations Chippenham! The new holders of The Roman Chalis.

Posted by sean on August 26, 2019 at 12:45 pm in The Roman Chalis with No Comments


On Saturday, Bath City played Slough Town in the league. City lost to two late goals.

The purpose of this post is not to write a poor match report, for a game I didn’t even attend.

There is a far greater motive behind today’s blog. It is to present Slough Town Football Club with an award.

Introducing The Roman Chalis.

The Roman Chalis. Named in honour of Bath City Football Club and not our pet bunny, Roman (who, incidentally, was named after the football team).

Having beaten The Romans at the weekend, Slough are now the (presumably) proud holders of this prestige award, which historians believe dates back all the way to the year 2019. 26th August, to be precise.

There is a catch. To retain The Roman Chalis, Slough must remain unbeaten for the rest of the season. Should they lose, Slough must relinquish the Chalis, handing it to their victors.

Any new holder will have to follow the same rules as their predecessor, meaning that if they get beat, the Chalis moves on.

Come the end of the season, whatever team is left with The Roman Chalis is the winner. Their prize – respect from me. Pretty crap. They don’t even get to keep The Chalis – the main reason for this, is because it doesn’t physically exist!

The Roman Chalis could be moving on sooner than everyone thinks! Slough Town travel to Dulwich Hamlet today. Should Slough lose, The Chalis will be heading to South London. What a time to be alive!

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