Posted by sean on November 5, 2005 at 11:42 pm in Funny Things with No Comments

This evening I watched Dave Spikey’s new DVD from his live tour. If you have not seen him live you may remember him as Jerry Saint Clair from Phoenix Nights. I watched his original DVD “Overnight Success Tour” two years ago and found it very funny, his latest release is just as good. His observational humour is very similar to the hilarious Peter Kay (who created and starred in Phoenix Nights).

Without spoiling it too much for any of you here are just some of the many funny jokes in the show…

My grandma has just died, she was 93. She died peacefully. Was sitting in a chair, closed her eyes and fell asleep… dentist shat himself

My granddad is in his mid-nineties, we call him Spiderman. He’s not agile, he just can’t get out the bath

Cous Cous – so shit they named it twice

Have you ever met anyone who has poked their eye out with a stick?

The only time a guy feels like doing it twice is before he’s done it once

A typical “to-do” list left by a wife on a Sunday morning when she goes out for the day and you want to spend the day in the bookies and pub …
– Feed dogs
– Water plants
– Wash last nights pots
– Point gable end!

and of course the tale of when he asked a nurse to right click her computer mouse and she wrote “Click” on it… The myth every kid is told that if you piss in the swimming pool a dye will show it… A sneaky trick to get cards for free using Boots Gift Vouchers… And how he would love to run chavs over in his car (not kill them, just break their legs).

Very, very funny stuff!

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