Posted by sean on April 1, 2006 at 12:14 pm in Football with No Comments

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Blog Wars Episode II: Attack of the Phones

Anyone who has read Daninthemix Dot Com today will have learnt of a mini-war between myself and friend & fellow blogger Dan AKA Obi-Wan DanHobi. If you have no idea what I am on about read this.

Dan has recently turned to the Dark Side of Chelsea F.C. after being brainwashed and now claims to be a life long fan – even though I have reports that he used to support Liverpool when they were sponsored by Candy.

“Come young Daniel, join the Dark Side”

Dan drew first blood after sending me the following text message yesterday evening
Oi! When’s the royal blues next european match?

To which I replied
The Royals? That’s Reading! Your team Chelsea will play in September. Super Barca knocked them out a few weeks ago this season.

His response was swift

And was followed up by
I just want Chelsea to humiliate every other team on the planet. Is that so much to ask? Is it!!

I gave him a quick, reality check
Bah! You can’t even beat Fulham

I believed I was winning when I read his reply
You’re upsetting me now kitson…

Now I knew he was cracking I started the bombardment which would bring him down to a gibbering wreck.
I dunno if Simon told you… Arsenal did well. Now that is a good London based team!

The text message enraged the beast that is Obi-Wan DanHobi
They’re NORTH London! We west Londoners are sworm enemies…

I dealt the killer blow by texting him the infamous Leeds United song
When I was just a little boy I asked my mother WHAT SHALL I BE? Shall I be Chelsea, shall I be Leeds? Here’s what she said to me… Wash your mouth out son, and go get your fathers gun and shoot the Chelsea scum, shoot the Chelsea scum – WE HATE CHELSEA! WE HATE CHELSEA!

Stayed tuned to both blogs for more Blog Wars

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