Posted by sean on June 6, 2006 at 9:45 pm in Football with No Comments


Wayne Rooney may be making a fast recovery on his dodgy foot, but if he doesn’t get better soon the England fans may have a new favourite in his place. Fellow striker Peter Crouch, once hated by England fans and loved by everyone in Scotland is fast becoming a cult hero, mainly thanks to his goals but also the robotic dance he performs every time he scores.

This dance craze is spreading faster than a sickness virus on a cruise ship. Everybody seems to be going on about it. Unpredictably there is now a website dedicated to the lanky man’s dance routine. This website, which is humorously named “Do The Crouch” features photos of fans “doing the Crouch” as well as fanart of Peter as a robot.

I had a spare five minutes so thought I would design a piccy for the site too. It’s also a free plug for Sparkster.net (but don’t say that too loudly).

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