Posted by sean on June 10, 2006 at 9:48 am in Funny Things with No Comments


A joke for you all…

Three German children are in school talking about what their fathers do for a living.

The first child says “My dad is a doctor”

The second child says “My daddy is a lorry driver”

The third child shouts out “My father is a male stripper”

Everybody starts laughing at the third child and taking the piss, little do they know the third kid was actually lying. To avoid extreme embarrassment he wasn’t too truthful about his father’s occupation. His dad really is a defender for the German national football team.

And another….

A German lad goes shopping with his family. The boy goes into JJB and spots an England top, he really likes it. So he goes to find his mum and she slaps him twice and says “You stupid boy, you don’t like these people, we had a war with them, go speak 2 your dad.” So of he goes, he finds his dad and tells him he wants the shirt, his dad slaps him 3 times and calls him an idiot. Every German in there is disgraced………

On the way home in the car, the boys dad says “I hope you learned a lesson today boy” his son replies “Yes dad I have….” His dad smiles and says “What’s that lesson then son”….. Son says “I’ve been an England fan for just 1 hour and already I know I fucking hate Germans”

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