Posted by sean on May 22, 2007 at 7:35 pm in Video Games with No Comments

Last night I played Gears of War online for the first time since I got it for Christmas. Sam, who has been playing the game religiously since December, met me online to show me the rules in Co-operative mode, before blasting the shit out of me on the Deathmatch. I was humiliated, destroyed, violated and raped.

Still, I’m not one to give up. I will be practicing until I can enter the Gears of War Ring with dignity, and destroy Sam and all the other opponents. If not, I’ll just kick his ass on Dead or Alive 4… maybe. If I ever play him at Fifa 07 however, may God have mercy on his virtual soul.

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