Posted by sean on June 15, 2009 at 9:44 pm in Animals with No Comments

I will be off to bed shortly, where I will be hoping for a good sleep and not to be awoken in the same manner I was the previous night…

It must have been 2am when I was disturbed by a loud screaming from outside. In my dazed, half-asleep state, I thought something terrible must have been happening on a nearby street.

As I woke up and acquired my senses, I realised the screeches were not as a result of murder, rape or Cristiano Rolando tripping over a stray twig and grazing his knee. They were, in fact, the sound of foxes – either fighting, mating or simply entering a ‘who can scream the loudest and wake Sean up’ competition.

If the same occurs tonight, I will be buying a pack of hounds in the morning and releasing them the next evening to track down and put an end to the noisy bastards.

I may end up with one of these rugs in the next few days

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