Posted by sean on December 20, 2010 at 10:17 pm in Football, Weather with 3 Comments

What type of man wears a thick scarf, gloves and women’s tights in order to keep warm?

Alan Carr on a night out? Nope.

Some explorer braving the subzero temperatures of the Antarctic? No.

The answer:
Mario Balotelli while playing what is supposed to be the high speed, physical sport of football.

As Leeds United’s manager, Saint Simon Grayson (the Football God), told his players  “The best way of keeping warm is by running around.”

Would you like a coat to go with your snood?

3 Responses to Man up

  1. Goatman-G

    December 20, 2010 - 11:15 pm

    Then you’ll be glad to know the Leed’s boys will be doing plenty of running around at the Emirates on the 8th..

  2. Sean

    December 20, 2010 - 11:57 pm

    Better to be running than chasing.

  3. Goatman-G

    December 21, 2010 - 12:11 am

    At the “Temple of Football” running is chasing.

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