Posted by sean on March 8, 2014 at 12:21 pm in Animals, Television with No Comments

I want a pet rabbit. I have wanted one for some some. Sadly, I won’t be getting one. Claire has forbid it and besides which, the landlord won’t let us have pets.

Last night, I watched a program which scared me a little – The Hoarder Next Door. I was worried it was a vision of my future!

A woman lived at home with her long suffering husband and 31, yes THIRTY ONE, rabbits! She was so attached to her animals, that she kept the carcass of one of her recently deceased rabbits in the freezer, along with a box containing its fur and last piece of shit.

I’ve decided I will not become this woman. I’ll never have 31 rabbits, I’ll never keep dead animals in the freezer or their droppings in a box.

I still want a rabbit. If Claire and the landlord ever give into my demands and I get my wish, I’ll be happy. However, if my rabbit collection ever exceeds 12, please kill me.

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