Here is Google’s Christmas TV advert.
Bravo, Google. Bravo.
However, let me just get this straight – a 36 year old Kevin is still living at home with his parents? Unless his alter ego, Henry Evans, killed them.
Also, isn’t it strange how he is still being pursued by the same two burglars, who terrorised him 28 years ago?
Christmas is comimg!
It is now just 6 days away. Which means…
- 144 hours
- 8,640 minutes
- 518,400 seconds
When you see it that way, you’ve got loads of time – in which, you could…
- Watch 96 games of football
- Cook 2,880 soft boiled eggs
- Watch the movie Titanic 44 times
- Walk the same route I take to work, 864 times
- Listen to Andrea Bocelli’s superb new single, Fall on Me, 2,009 times
- Travel 10 times by train, from Waterloo to Weymouth (remember this)
- Complete the story mode, on Red Dead Redemption 2, four times (based upon average completion duration)
By the way, I didn’t stay awake until midnight to write this blog post. The joy of scheduling publish times!
It’s such a shame that he’s been sacked.
He was doing a fantastic job at Manchester United.
If only had he been allowed to see out his contract, he would have brought joy to millions… by relegating scum to the Championship.
Coming to a dole queue near you.
I can’t say that I have ever had the pleasure. However, if this happened to me, I would make a terrible mess…
Leeds won today.
Again.
This evening, I looked at the league table…
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t scared.
I still predict that it’ll all go wrong and we’ll lose in the play off final.
About Me
So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
If you are after a website which gives advice on how to hack an iPhone X, download the latest Steven Seagal movie, or view nudy ladies, you've come to the wrong place and may now press 'Back'.
However, if you would like a lifestyle blog, written by a 30-something chap, living in Bath (England), feast your eyes on this.
You won't discover how to copy PlayStation 4 games. What you will find is a blog, covering life in the West Country, the highs and lows of supporting two unsuccessful football teams, while sharing a house with a wife and rabbit.
All written by a man, somewhere on the sanity-scale between normal and eccentric.
