I’ve said it time and time again – primarily when blogging about Leeds United – but I hate being right all the time.

Here are the comments I made at the weekend, after Leeds beat Derby County in the 1st Leg of the Play Off Semi Final…

No doubt it’ll all end in misery for Leeds fans on Wednesday, when Derby visit Elland Road, for the second leg, of these horrendous play offs…

Lampard is a ‘dead cert’ to beat Leeds and reach Wembley, so that he can face his former Chelsea Chum and all round disgusting human being, John Terry, who is currently involved with Aston Villa…

It was the all-important second leg tonight. Guess what happened?

I’ll give you a clue…

Derby are known as ‘The Rams’. One would assume that their nickname was inspired by a particularly brave, plucky sheep.

After Saturday, it looked like Leeds fans would be dining out on lamb chops…

Not one piece of mutton will be passing my lips – and not just because I am a veggie.

The reason why The Rams won’t become chops, is because they turned themselves around and devoured every single one the Leeds United players…

RECONSTRUCTION

What I am trying to say, and please excuse my language, is that Leeds fucked themselves over.

They got beat and became the first team to lose the Play Offs, after winning the first leg away from home. Or something like that. Ask a football stato, like Des Lynnam.

If ever there is a team to break a football record, for all the wrong reasons, you can always depend on Leeds. The bastards.

Good luck to Derby in the final. They were by far the better team in the second half of tonight’s game.

I even hope they proceed to win the final and get promoted. I’m sure you all think that I am showing great sportsmanship; but in all honesty, I just want Aston Villa – who employee the odious John Terry – to lose.