Posted by sean on July 7, 2019 at 1:05 pm in Leeds United with No Comments


Despite last season’s unexpectedly good campaign – which, inevitably yielded no success – Leeds United have already managed to serve the supporters up with a giant helping of their chef’s speciality – the Shit Sandwich.

Given the fact we are still in early July, you could say that the sandwich is our petit déjeuner and as is appealing as a McDonald’s McMuffin.

For those wondering – this is a McMuffin and not a shit sandwich. No, really…

This depraved excuse for a sandwich, has been prepared in honour of selling Leeds’ best defender, Pontus Jansson, to one of the smallest club’s in the league – Brentford. Although, to their credit, despite being a tad on the puny size, Brentford always seem to find a way to beat Leeds.

To rub salt, or should that be shit, into the wound, it appears that Leeds are prepared to accept a rather mediocre amount of money for him.

Given the news, it pains me to admit that Pontus was my favourite Leeds player. In my eyes and heart, he is irreplaceable. Leeds won’t be able to come close to buying a new player themselves of equal quality and will be a weaker side as a result.

Casting my mind back to May, when Leeds got beaten by Derby in the play offs, poor Pontus sat dejected on the pitch side. Maybe he already knew…

So, what does Pontus himself thinking about moving from Leeds to Brentford, in exchange for a handful of magic beans and bag of Haribo?

Sean’s Stories exclusively asked him…

… and by “asked him”, I mean cropped a 6-second clip, from a post-match interview, where Pontus was asked a totally different, unrelated question.

As for further cuisine from the Leeds chef – I am already full after breakfast, and don’t think I’ll need to eat again, for the rest of the day – or indeed the entire football season.

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