Posted by sean on November 6, 2019 at 2:15 pm in Have I Got News For You with No Comments


I was unfortunate enough to witness this video, while on my lunch break. It’s horrific. Put it this way – the footage put me right off my sandwich.

The video, which features a truly evil excuse for a human being, encouraging his dog to attack an innocent cat.

The footage is incredibly brutal, so you really have been warned…

The reason I have posted this sickening video, is in the hope that somebody, somewhere, has information on the man.

He needs to be caught and in my opinion, locked up.

The Mirror Online website contains instructions on how to report information regarding the case…

A spokeswoman for West Midlands Police told Mirror Online: “Police are working with the RSPCA to investigate after a cat was attacked by a dog on Woodlands Crescent, Walsall shortly before 11pm on Wednesday 23 October.

“No arrests have been made and anyone with information has been asked to contact the RSPCA on 0300 1238018 or West Midlands Police via Live Chat at west-midlands.police.uk, quoting crime number 20WS/255002G/19.”

Posted by sean on November 5, 2019 at 11:50 pm in Work Activities with No Comments


Today was my first day off since dropping my hours and going part time.

This day off is known, within the department,  as a “non-working day”. Smart arses may argue that I have five of these a week already.

This “NWD”, however, allows me to stay at home, wearing my pyjamas all day, should I so wish. Of course, that would be incredibly slobbish behaviour and something I would not be a part of. Honest…

Today’s pyjama party was lovely, although I am now confused about what to call it, or the days either side…

Tuesday is now like a weekend for me – as that will be the day I have been allowed to skive off every week.

Therefore, Mondays are the new Friday – as a weekend always follows Friday.

Wednesday – as in tomorrow – will now be called Monday – as the day after the weekend is always a Monday.

Monday is traditionally a day where everyone is depressed about having to return to work, spending most of the morning drinking coffee, chatting with equally melancholy colleagues and browsing the endless “Deal of the Day” pages on Amazon.

A coffee machine like this at work? I wish!

Therefore, for me at least, the traditional Wednesday is now Monday. Makes perfect sense. Even Wayne Rooney could understand it.

This just leaves one question… if Monday has now become Friday, what will the existing Friday – i.e. Friday 8th November (this week) – become?

I suppose that the most logical and sensible thing to do, would be to have Friday I and Friday II.

I can’t think of any other way of handling the situation.

My new week
Friday I
Pyjamaday
Monday
Tuesday
Friday II
Saturday
Sunday

Posted by sean on November 5, 2019 at 8:15 pm in Radio with No Comments


What a nice and thoughtful idea by Classic FM.

Thankfully, Roman does not appear to be troubled by tonight’s fireworks, so will not be turning in on the old wireless.

Claire has therefore put the Liverpool game on, which will probably cause her more stress than any nearby bangs and flashes will on our little bunny.

Posted by sean on November 4, 2019 at 6:00 pm in Spotify with No Comments


1) Evita – I’d Be Surprisingly Good For You
2) A-ha – Take On Me
3) The Kinks – The Village Green Preservation Society
4) Danny Elfman – Batman Theme (1989)
5) Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough
6) Embrace – World At Your Feet
7) Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart
8) Peter Andre – Mysterious Girl
9) The Libertines – Don’t Look Back
10) Run DMC – It’s Like That
11) Bon Jovi – Say It Isn’t So
12) Bon Jovi – Two Story Town
13) Dexy’s Midnight Runners – Come On Eileen
14) Journey – Don’t Stop Belevin’
15) The Beautiful South – Rotterdam
16) Evita – Peron’s Latest Flame
17) Crowded House – Don’t Dream It’s Over
18) Beady Eye – The Beat Goes On
19) The Righteous Brothers – Unchained Melody
20) Jackie Oates – Alexander Beatle
21) Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
22) Luke Haines – Leeds United
23) Titanic – Hymn To The Sea
24) Gladiator – Now We Are Free
25) The Monkees – Daydream Believer
26) Roxette – It Must Have Been Love
27) The Beatles – Hey Jude
28) Elton John – Your Song
29) Mariah Carey – Without You
30) Linkin Park – In The End

Posted by sean on November 4, 2019 at 2:16 pm in Coffee with No Comments


A long time ago, in a one-bed flat far, far away, a twenty-something man bought a fancy coffee machine

This twenty-somethings man is now a thirty-something man. He lives with a gorgeous wife in a house he owns. The fancy coffee machine passed away and was replaced by a rival model

The thirty-something, now married man, this week bought himself and his wife a new coffee machine. This new coffee machine is almost identical to the fancy coffee machine, purchased a long time ago, in one-bed flat far, far away. However, now everyone owns a fancy coffee machine, so they are no longer fancy coffee machines…

The hot drinks still taste bloody delicious though!

Oh, and don’t think from this blog that I like Star Wars. Je deteste it.

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