Posted by sean on July 10, 2004 at 4:28 pm in Leeds United with No Comments



I couldn’t find a picture of thr Leeds United chairman, so used a horses arse instead


I got up this morning to the news that Leeds United’s home, Elland Road was for sale! The thing chairman Gerald Krasner claimed he did not want to do, and to be honest I’m not at all surprised. He claims that Leeds will still be able to play there for at least another 25 years but it is getting increasingly hard to trust this idiot.

Sure, he saved the club from administration but he and the rest of the board (with the possible exception of former player Peter Lormier) are running the club like a bunch of monkeys. Take for example the sale of James Miler…

KRASNER: “Hey, I have a great idea. Let’s sell that 18 year old wonderkid, who loves the club and plays for cheap and go after a 34 year old from Luton instead!”

OTHER BOARD MEMBER: “Great idea Gerald! Anyone else we can sell?”

KRASNER: “Well, Smith, Robinson, Viduka, Matteo, Harte and Barmby are all gone… so… no.”

OTHER BOARD MEMBER: “Damn! Looks like it’ll only be a five week Christmas for me in Barbados”

KRASNER: “Don’t worry my son! I’ve had a great idea! Let sell the ground they play on!”

OTHER BOARD MEMBER: “But where will they play?”

KRASNER: “Well there’s always my old school’s playing field we could ground share with and if they don’t let me we could always rent the ground back!”

OTHER BOARD MEMBER: “But didn’t you say we had to reduce our outgoings by selling players to get the wages down? Surly paying rent for Elland Road will cost us and we could loose everything.”

KRASNER: “Errr… errr… Just think of that holiday we’ll be having!”

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