Lazy days, calling to you…
Today I have done and accomplished absolutely nothing. This is mainly down to the bastard weather. Yesterday it was as hot as fuck, whereas today it is pissing like pregnant woman. It is still warm but today, due to fear of spider invasion, I cannot open my windows.
I was going to play football in the park this evening but it now looks like that as been called off due to a water logged pitch. Honestly, Steven Gerrard can’t have this problem. I will have to instruct my head coach, Mr. Simon Goater to find me a training pitch with a better drainage system than Victoria Park.
An English Summer
I have spent the majority of the afternoon talking to Dan on MSN. He rarely appears online so I had to savoir the moment. In fact it was Dan who insisted that I blog today, even though I have little material. Still, writing a boring blog is better than Dan coming back to Bath and suffocating me with a soggy sock.
We spent a large part of the MSN conversation reciting the Sexy Beast script from memory. Some people may be ashamed to know the whole transcript from start to finish. Not me and Dan. Sexy Beast to us is what Star Wars is to Sci-Fi geeks.
So, that’s it for this afternoon at least. I hope you are happy Dan.
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