Posted by sean on July 26, 2015 at 7:43 pm in Fun At Home with No Comments

I have an issue, which any man who shares a bed with his wife/fiancée/girlfriend will totally understand. It involves the duvet. When we fall asleep, Claire has one half of the duvet, I have the other. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I seem to be missing most of, or the entire duvet. Claire has either draped her body in it or wrapped the bottom of it around her legs. There is an argument on her part, that I sometimes steal her half of the duvet, too. This, of course, is total nonsense.

To try and fix this issue, we invested in a king size duvet. It is massive! When I went to bed last night, I thought I was going to get lost under the covers and wake up in Narnia. Either that, or boil to death from the heat its weight and insulation produces. What really happened when I woke up was that Claire had taken a large part of my half of the duvet – THE KING SIZE DUVET! Time to get my own sleeping bag?

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