Posted by sean on March 13, 2020 at 8:22 am in Coronavirus, Life In Bath with No Comments

Even those Bath residents upper class enough to shop at Sainsbury’s, have started wiping their own backsides.

Presumably a bidet doesn’t remove ones poop as effectively as toilet tissue, and with Mabel the Maid off sick with coronavirus, Lord and Lady Muck have to wipe their own bottoms.

See… not one sheet left!

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