Posted by sean on May 10, 2020 at 11:24 pm in Coronavirus with No Comments

A summary of our leader’s important message…

  • We’re not lifting lockdown, but stop being so lazy and get your arses back to work.
  • You can go to the park as much as you like… and sunbathe on the beach… only with those in your household.
  • Going by car to places of leisure is allowed… John o’Groats have some lovely beaches and just a short 12 hour drive from London.
  • We’re hoping to open the cinemas in time for you to see Peter Rabbit 2… but we’re not going to tell you when you can visit your family again.
  • Try not to use public transport as you may catch or spread a killer virus… but if you need to it’s fine.
  • We are going to target those that break the rules with stronger punishments… but as we have already cut the police budget, there is nobody left to enforce lockdown.

It certainly feels like
“The End of the Road”
at the moment.

As we all know, there are many idiots (covidiots) out there, who if given an inch will take 500 miles. Given how Boris has relaxed the rules a little, these moronheads will see it as a green light to hold Glastonbury in their local park.

At least we can console ourselves with the knowledge that the incompetence of our government and those who fail to understand social distancing, have caused great amusement to our friends in the European Union. By heck, I bet they’re glad to have got rid of such a backward nation like us!

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