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Posted by sean on 24/09/2007 at 9:10 pm in Hamster with 2 Comments

Introducing my new hamster! Don’t ask why I bought it, I just did. He is currently unnamed, but on the naming shortlist is

1) Dennis (Wise)
2) Gus (Poyet)
3) Phil Walsh
4) Dave
5) Simon
6) Samprass
7) Father Jack

He hasn’t bitten me once (yet), despite being woken from his slumber on a number of occasions. When not sleeping, he is extremely erratic, climbing on his bars and he’s running in his fucking wheel – a very noisy habit, and one he’ll be prevented of doing at night (I’ll disconnect it from the side of the cage).

More on the hamster in future blogs. Feel free to suggest names for him, or start taking bets on his lifespan under my care. Skybet are currently offering odds of 3/1 on 2 weeks.

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My new hamster’s name is now officially DENNIS WISE, in honour of the great Leeds United manager, and the fact they both have wobbly eyes. Many people I know have threatened to call the RSPCA, simply because of my choice of name - a tad unfair, I must say.I have owned many hamsters as a child, but...

2 Responses to My New Flatmate

  1. Anonymous

    25/09/2007 - 3:13 pm

    The first hamster named by blog comments?

  2. Sean

    25/09/2007 - 6:48 pm

    I'm leaning towards calliung him Dennis Wise, as he was wobbly eyes ;O)

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