I have been reading about the Coronavirus outbreak in China.
Apparently, the source of the outbreak is bat soup…
AFTER DEFEATING THE JOKER AND PENGUIN, IT WAS A SURPRISE WHEN BATMAN ENDED UP BEING KILLED BY A SOUP CHEF.
Who would have thought that eating a flying rodent could be harmful?
UNSURPRISINGLY, BAT SOUP IS YET TO BE ADDED TO THE HEINZ RANGE.
This isn’t to say that the UK doesn’t have its own scary-looking delicacies…
Kebab and chips, anyone?
KEBAB. THE ONLY FOOD TO LOOK BETTER AFTER IT HAS BEEN DIGESTED THAN BEFORE.
Give me Soupe de Bat over kebab anytime!
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