Posted by sean on July 26, 2005 at 9:27 pm in Chocolate with No Comments


It’s a sight for sore eyes. I really fancied a Snickers bar this evening so went to my little store of chocolate and opened one. Inside I found what can only be described as “A Fossilised Dog Poo”.

I think the only reason I can give for this deterioration in chocolate quality is that it was exposed to extreme temperatures a couple of weeks ago during that great weather we had. Either that or somebody who works for Masterfoods UK decided to undertake a science experiment and cross-breed a Mars Bar with a Milky Bar leading to catastrophic results kind of like those seen in The Fly.


Only mad dogs, Englishmen and Snickers Bars go out in the midday sun

I did not believe the Snickers bar was fit for human consumption so, along with its five mutated brothers has been thrown away in the bin. Sad day.

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