Posted by sean on June 13, 2006 at 4:17 pm in Fish with No Comments


Latest fishy news – they have come out of hiding from under the coral. My guess is that they have learnt that there is not going to be a massive fish-eating monster at the surface. It also proves that the theory of fish only having a two second memory is bollocks. The only living creatures with a memory that poor are pot smoking teenagers.

They currently are darting around the tank like tiny, fish shaped Brazilian football players. It must be great fun to be a fish, no work or money worries, if you have a fight with your mate all is forgotten about the next day, not having a care in the world. Still, swimming around in your own shit and eating dried up fish guts can’t be all fun and games.

And finally, Mr. White… how long were you predicting my fish would live for? You didn’t give them long did you? Well, I’ve had them over two days now and there is currently NO sign of “fin flop”.

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