It is with great regret that I officially announce my retirement from international football.
I have chosen to follow Emilie Heskey, Paul Robinson and Wes Brown, in hanging up my England boots.
I am fully aware that neither Emilie, Paul, Wes or myself had any chance of actually playing for England again, even if we wanted to; but I would still all like it noted that if Fabio Capello did want me to play, I am unavailable.
The nation mourns.
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August 9, 2010 - 12:28 amWhy is there a picture of Sam Allerdyce’s football boots?
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