A long time ago, in a one-bed flat far, far away, a twenty-something man bought a fancy coffee machine…
This twenty-somethings man is now a thirty-something man. He lives with a gorgeous wife in a house he owns. The fancy coffee machine passed away and was replaced by a rival model…
The thirty-something, now married man, this week bought himself and his wife a new coffee machine. This new coffee machine is almost identical to the fancy coffee machine, purchased a long time ago, in one-bed flat far, far away. However, now everyone owns a fancy coffee machine, so they are no longer fancy coffee machines…
The hot drinks still taste bloody delicious though!
Oh, and don’t think from this blog that I like Star Wars. Je deteste it.
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So you stumbled across my blog. No doubt after searching for something bizarre on Google. Before you hit that 'Back Button', why not stay and have a read for a few minutes?
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