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Posted by sean on 20/07/2006 at 10:05 pm in Life In Bath with No Comments

I went to the park this evening for training from my football coach, Simon the T2000.

On the way to the park I was a little disturbed as I noticed that I was being followed by a man brandishing a 5ft Samurai sword. I kept telling myself that he was probably going to a martial arts lesson, but I was a tad concerned that he may have escaped from the local prison and was on a killing spree. I walked very quickly to the park.

I arrived at the park with all my limbs in tact and waited for Simon. He was delayed due to some chemical spillage on the roads and even after whispering sweet nothings into the policewoman’s ear, he was still told he must take the diverted route.

We kicked the ball around for a couple of hours, enjoying the summers evening, watching the balloons take off and eyeing up some scantily dressed foreign lady from a distance, trying to decide whether she was topless or was just wearing a very small, skin coloured bra.

After football I went home and ordered pizza. It was far too late and I was far too lazy to cook especially after running around like a madman in the heat for two hours.

My pizza was very nice, after eating I watched One Foot in the Grave on DVD, chatted on MSN and went to bed to blog and sleep. The end of my thoroughly exciting day :o)

This picture is cool. It is of Simon with that half naked woman in the background.
I took it from some distance using my mobile phone camera (hence the distortion).
To me it looks like an oil painting.

Some hot air balloons taking off.

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