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Posted by sean on 29/06/2014 at 2:09 pm in Football with No Comments

According to Luis Suarez, he didn’t bite Giorgio Chiellini. He claims to have slipped and accidently sunk his fangs into the Italian’s shoulder. A great excuse and I personally believe him. Just like Ryan Giggs. Giggsy didn’t commit adultery. I suspect he tripped, while naked, falling onto his sister-in-law, who was also in the nude, and lying on a bed.

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