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Posted by sean on June 24, 2019 at 11:29 pm in Spiders, Weather with No Comments


“Rain”, they said. “Thunderstorms”, they promised. What weather did we get today? Sun. Not just any old sun, but fecking hot sun.

This sun that would gorgeous, should you be on holiday, with an ice cold drink in your hand. I am not on holiday. I am at work all week. My office has no air conditioning, neither does my house.

Instead of a frozen exotic fruity drink, I’ve been making do with a mug of coffee. Normally I enjoy coffee, but in this heat? Naah, you’re alright. No wonder Italians drink espresso. You get the caffeine hit, but in a far smaller dose (or should that be ‘serving’?). Plus espresso normally tastes bloody brilliant.

I am now in bed. I am as good as naked, apart from a pair of underpants and some socks. This is the price that I am paying, in order to prevent my internal organs from cooking from within me, while I sleep.

I generally like to wrap up in lots of clothes and a duvet when going to bed. All this dressing up is partly down to my fear of spiders. If one was to crawl on me at 3am, while I am wearing jammies, chances are I won’t feel it – unless it is some mutant spider, in which case I am as good as dead anyway. By going to sleep practically nude, I am literally exposing myself to all manner of scary creatures, while at my most vulnerable.

As well as spiders, I am also at the mercy of woodlice, earwigs, moths, slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. Actually, can I change that last one to “bunny rabbit tails”?

Even writing those last few paragraphs, I feel like there are spiders on my skin! In that case, I think it’s best that I face my demons and try to get some sleep. Wish me luck, or better still, pray for me!

Posted by sean on February 1, 2019 at 8:32 am in Weather with No Comments


Just a couple of flakes…

Here’s the view from outside our house…

Posted by sean on January 31, 2019 at 5:48 pm in Weather with No Comments


The snow has arrived!

Posted by sean on January 29, 2019 at 7:47 pm in Weather with No Comments


It looks like the No.1 British obsession (the weather, not immigrants claiming benefits), broke the internet…

What makes you think that snow is forecast?

Posted by sean on November 19, 2018 at 11:52 pm in Weather with No Comments


I certainly noticed the cold weather this morning, as I rode my scooter into work.

That long, hot summer, where I ate nothing but ice lollies, seems a lifetime ago.

If it gets much colder, I’ll be switching my scooter for a snow plough.

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