Posted by sean on January 6, 2005 at 4:53 pm in Television with No Comments

Celebrity Big Brother 3 tonight on Channel 4

Celebrity Big Brother 3 starts on Channel 4 this evening for two weeks. If it is anything like the first Celeb BB it’ll be great, but if it’s like the 2nd it certainly won’t be worth watching.

Channel 4 hasn’t announced the celebrity line up yet, but no doubt it’ll be full of Z-listers and many most people haven’t even heard of. Most celebrities with any worthy status probably wouldn’t risk their career and dignity by going on the show.

If I could chose 8 celebrities to go into the house (assuming they would be willing to take part), I could make it an excellent show and definitely worth watching, even for the people who can’t stand Reality TV.

Robbie Williams & Noel Gallagher

So they can actually go ahead with that infamous fight which was mentioned all those years ago. For a winner in the fight, my money would be on Noel at 1/100 (not a lot for your money).

Ron Atkinson & Mike Tyson

Biggot Ron Atkinson famously called a black footballer a “lazy n*****” on television (disgusting I know). If that’s his opinion on black sportsmen let him meet Mike Tyson. He has achieved a huge amount in his career and would hopefully smash Ron’s lights out before feasting on his ear like Hannibal Lecture.

Mark Viduka

Big, firey, self-opinionated ex-Leeds footballer. Rumoured to have had a blazing rows with managers who have questioned his attitude. It was even alleged he assaulted a fellow team mate who wasn’t pulling his weight. Of course this is only rumours, for legal reasons I must state – “This probably DID NOT happen”.

Kirsty Gallagher

Well, they’ll probably have a hot tub…


Another fit bird, great music artist. Again, if the tabloid papers are to belived has had her way with more than one Premiership footballer. Big Brother can get her drunk and maybe she’ll reveal all

Sara Cox

Another hotty, very loud and won’t take any crap. I can see her really kicking off towards anyone pissing her off.

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