Posted by sean on January 11, 2005 at 11:49 pm in Television with No Comments

I’m currently watching tonight’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother. I have to be honest I am shocked at the state of Jackie Stallone. She is totally repugnant, her face isn’t even a face, it has had so much cosmetic surgery it looks like a Halloween mask.

What are the odds on a zombie winning Celebrity Big Brother?

Poor Brigitte Nielsen! It was public knowledge that during her marriage to Sylvester Stallone Jackie really was the mother in law from hell. She wished terrible things upon Brigitte and sounded a truly awful woman.

It is certainly debatable as to whether or not Big Brother really has gone too far by introducing Jackie to the house. These celebrities are all being paid extortionate amounts to appear on the show (in fact if one tabloid newspaper is to be believed, Brigitte will receive £160k!) but at the end of the day, they are only humans with emotions like you or I.

John McCririck’s suffering is funny (he is only missing some fizzy drinks), Brigitte’s suffering is very personal and could easily affect her families life when the series is over.

Big Brother even asked the housemates to treat Jackie like a queen. Heating her bed before she went to sleep, escorting the toilet and warming the seat for her. Women at her age often need the toilet many times throughout the night. Is asking the housemates to fit in with the old hag’s irregular bladder movements also taking things to far? (I think that part is funny and really evil!) They seemed to think so and decided to revolt.

This series of Big Brother keeps getting better and better. It is certainly an improvement upon the previous two Celebrity editions!

Oh and last but by no means least DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHN MCCRIRICK! KEEP HIM IN THE HOUSE!

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