Posted by sean on January 17, 2005 at 11:30 pm in Television with No Comments


A big round of applause for the television viewing public – not!

It seems that the majority of viewers who watch Big Brother don’t know what entertainment is. With 66% of votes against him, John McCririck was evicted from The Big Brother House this evening.

It was a choice between John, who has been one of the best housemates in the shows history and Bez, a boring housemate who doesn’t participate or get involved.

Due to the amount of drugs Bez has abused his body with over the years, it is often hard to even know what he is saying, Jackie Stallone put it perfectly “he may as well be speaking Chinese”.

Schools should really scrap all these “Say no to Drugs” videos and just get Bez to come in. He’s a brilliant advert against recreational drugs.

Bez was also very pissed off when he learnt he was up for eviction and promised he would kick off if he sees any housemate slagging him off. Everybody knows Davina shows the evicted housemate the back stabbing, so why the hell did 66% of Big Brother viewers keep him in?

The only remaining hope I have for the series is that Bez, without his illegal substances continues to go mad and starts attacking the housemates, causing Big Brother to send in security who Bez will then start on. That would be funny!

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