Posted by sean on June 9, 2005 at 5:28 pm in Football, Seagulls with No Comments


The weather has been great the last few days; it is finally starting to look and feel like June and not a damp, cold autumn morning. I’m making the most of it by enjoying the outdoors when I am not at work as it is sure to rain over the weekend with this typical and predictable weather.

With summer weather brings an increase in sea gulls. These are vicious little buggers, on my way back from work as I walk through the car park I can see them all standing on buildings and lamp posts. It’s like a scene from a Hitchcock movie. They have flown down from buildings squawking at me and do look threatening at times. I just know one of them will shit on me one day!

How I would love to sit out in my garden with a rifle shooting them out of the sky. Unfortunately this would probably attract the interest of a police helicopter which is not good!

The gull problem seems to be a lot worse in Bath City Centre which is where most of the birds probably come from. The council have taken measures to get rid of the vermin but it doesn’t really seem to be working, tourists seem to be a major factor to this. These tourists come to Bath for a nice holiday, they don’t have to live here. They see the gulls, think they’re cool and feed them. Cheers for that Mr. Tourist, you can leave after your holiday but residents here have to live alongside these vicious animals!

Anyway, that’s enough of that rant, time for something funny – unless you’re a Man U fan! Malcolm Glazer is really causing havoc at Old Trafford – what a shame! He has just recently put his two sons on the board. His sons whose only previous knowledge of football (or soccer) is watching ESPN and now if tabloid papers are to be believed, Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton is going to be kicked off his position on the committee.


P45 for Bobby!

It’s all going wrong and is only a matter of time before the big name players start to leave and Major League Soccer players join The Red Devils! This is of course hilarious for football fans across the world who do not support Man Utd, it just makes you want to laugh out loud!

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