Posted by sean on June 14, 2005 at 7:00 pm in Have I Got News For You with No Comments

So, as announced live across the world last night, Michael Jackson has been cleared of all charges. I haven’t blogged this trial up until now, mainly because I didn’t have a strong opinion.

In my eyes Jackson, like anybody on trial is “innocent until proven guilty” and as I wasn’t on the jury and had not seen the evidence could not even guess as to what the outcome would be.

Of course his die hard fans, friends and family believed his innocence and they must be over the moon to see his convictions quashed.

I hope this whole thing hasn’t harmed his career and he can now, finally return to making music without lies and allegations being made against him.

Michael Jackson is yet to comment to the media about the whole incident, but has been able to gain an exclusive comment from the “other Michael Jackson” who stars on The Bo Selecta television show….

Chamone Mutha Fucka!

I’m Michael Jackson and I’m free from going to mutha fuckin jail thanks to me main man Tommy Mez-a-ray, he da guy with tha long long white hair who look like a wizard – owww!

Now I’m out of da clink I have loads of plans for y’all. Me and Bubbles are recording a new album called ‘Inn-o-Ce’ and me main man Bobby Gel-dooorf is letting me sing at the G8 fest for my starvin’ marvin’ muth fuckin’ friends!

Martin Bashier is also keen to do another doc-u-men-tay with me, hope it don’t end me up behind bars!

Now I’m outta going down I can chill and eat me Kentucky Fried Chicken. I ain’t eaten anything but carr-a-tay juice and I am as thin as that Ally McBeal biatch.

I’m off now to watch the Big Brother. That Science is one bad, invincible mutha fucka with the throwing of the bins and pouring water over Kermal. Kermal, he like a mutha fuckin man-woman, there’s lots of them doing time, glad I’m not going down now!


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