Quick! Run for the hills! Lock up the doors! Board up the windows! The birds are coming and they’re going to kill us all!
Well that is what some sections of the media would like us to believe, probably The Sun and News of the World.
By the time you read this blog you will probably know about the discovery of a dead swan infected with bird flu in Scotland. The scare-mongering media have probably already spread it everywhere like pigeon faeces over Nelsons Column.
It was inevitable this disease would arrive in the UK but I won’t be worrying, sure people around birds have died from the disease but that is only those around literally 10,000’s. More people die from regular flu than this disease.
In case you are worried the symptoms of bird flu to look out for in people are as follows – wearing makeup, talking bollocks and inability to park a car properly :o)
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