In the course of your everyday life you have these thoughts, you know you have been using computers too much…
Make a mistake, for example drop a cup on the floor and think “I wish that I could ‘CTRL+Z (undo)’ what I just did!”
You’re sitting on the sofa and want a drink from the fridge but are too lazy to get up and collect it. CTRL+O (open fridge door), CTRL+X (cut drink from fridge), CTRL+V (paste drink into hand). Don’t forget to ALT+F4 the fridge door.
You picture smilies in your head during conversation. Instead of laughing at somebody’s joke you imagine 😀
And for Sky+ users… you are miss something that somebody says to you and think “If only I could time shift in real life, I would rewind backwards”.
Surprisingly, I am not the only one who has these thoughts.
Now it’s time for me to sleep START>SHUT DOWN>STAND BY
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