Posted by sean on August 10, 2006 at 8:57 pm in Life In Bath with No Comments


I received a rather disturbing call on my mobile phone this afternoon. At first it appeared to be from my friend Mr. Watkins. However upon answering the call, it turned out to be a very abusive Samuel L. Jackson (yes, the actor from Pulp Fiction, Star Wars and… errr… The Exorcist III).

My first thoughts were that Samuel had stolen poor Mr. Watkins mobile phone and then, in a huge rage made a very abusive call to me, demanding that I go to see his new film Snakes on a Plane.

It turns out that the call was a prank orchestrated by my friend Mr. Watkins using this website. It’s pretty cool really, you put in your friends name and a few details about their occupation, hobbies, etc and Mr. Jackson records you a personalised message which you can send to friends.

Messing around with the website myself, I made this message for George Bush from his good friend lapdog Tony Blair asking him to see the new movie with him. Tony Blair is currently very busy with his holiday job. So busy he couldn’t spend the time today to address the nation following the threat of a major terrorist attack, I am sure he hasn’t got the time to personally call Georgie Boy to see this new film. I’m doing Tony a favour.

Like the call I received, this message is very threatening. For legal reasons, I am NOT personally making the call. If the US wants to send the anti-terror police round following a possible threat to the president’s safety, the man they need to speak to is Samuel L. Jackson.

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