Posted by sean on January 5, 2007 at 10:47 am in Leeds United with 1 Comment

In the past, Leeds United have been world famous for creating some excellent football players through their youth academy. Notable players include Alan Smith, Harry Kewell, Aaron Lennon and England goalkeeper, Paul Robinson.

Unfortunately, Leeds haven’t been doing so well of late and most of these youth players have left for bigger clubs like Manchester United and Liverpool. Even smaller, inferior clubs like Tottenham have stolen some of our “babies”. There are also unconfirmed reports that an unnamed Arsenal manager kidnapped some of the very young boys. This was never proved and all the boys were returned safe and well (if not a little shaken and sore).

Even with all the turmoil at Leeds United, the club have still found the time (and money) to produce some young lads who can play decent football. The trouble is, most of them are chavs and have their very own MySpace pages. Aaarrrggghhh!

If you want to see the future of English football, check out their pages. Rest assured, England won’t be winning The World Cup in the next 20 years.

Chav #1 – Nathan Cartman (“Beef Caaake! Beeef Caaake!”)
Chav #2 – Ross Wilkinson (After the state of his MySpace page, I hope they don’t test him for drugs)
Chav #3– Tomi Ameobi (If he shares the talent of his brother, Leeds are screwed)
Chav #4 – Matty Edwards (The most respectable one so far)
Chav #5 – Josh ??? (Apparantly a Leeds United youth. Sounds to me like a pisshead – will fit in well)
Chav #6 – Phil Stansfield (I’m a professional footballer for Leeds Utd but might be lookin for a new club! – well “Fuck you” then)

On a serious note, good luck to all the Leeds youths. I hope you can break the first team and make an impact. We need you!

One Response to Chav United

  1. Anonymous

    February 9, 2009 - 11:58 am

    Haha! Like it!!

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