Posted by sean on March 9, 2007 at 1:34 pm in Fun At Home, TBA with No Comments

Urgh! My brother disgusted me last night. I found out that he had made himself a ham sandwich with meat which had expired on 25th February – nearly 2 weeks ago! Upon examining the remaining slices, I found them to be discoloured, shrivelled up and baring a rather unpleasant odour. I would imagine that eating the sandwich would be like consuming the loose, saggy skin of an old person.

This is just typical behaviour of my brother. Like a rat, tramp or scouser (joke!), he’ll eat anything, regardless of the expiration date. I am the other extreme, and won’t even touch milk which has been left out of the fridge for an hour!

I haven’t seen my brother since last night, but have heard no reports of his death – therefore I think he is probably OK. I suppose there is a lesson from all of this – whatever won’t kill him, will make a tasty snack.

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